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when we learn to relax, we offer ourselvesthe opportunity to truly live life out loud.

 

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Understanding Women (Revision 2)

Some time ago, I started thinking on how hard Sigmund Freud tried to understand woman, and for some reason my mind just started the emission of somehow twisted but certainly true statements on what women want.

In my thoughts, I got to the point where I decided that if we want to understand women, then we should think like them, which, is pretty much the problem since it is hard for most of us. I mean, sometimes women act as if they were bipolar, sometimes they don’t, and that just pisses the heck out of us when trying to understand our respective girlfriends, or for that matter, the girls we like. And it’s that we just hate the fact that if we do something, it’s bad, but if we don’t it is bad as well! WTF? Can’t they just have a one-size-fits-all lovely attitude? That is what makes it so hard for many men even trying to understand women.

Now, at that moment we might just hate a women’s mind, but, can we live without them? Is it really a girl’s fault that you can’t understand her, or you simply don’t try hard enough? Those questions got me to the following points:

• Girls don’t like over protection: This, however, doesn’t mean that a girl likes total and absolute control of your life. She just wants confidence. A little independence is not bad for her. And just in case you wonder: yes, she is very willing to discuss solutions; otherwise she would’ve never asked you about that decision she wasn’t sure of. Remember: If she loves you, she’ll think for both of you, not just her.

• They don’t really hate a Disney fairytale prince, but sometimes too much love is just plain boring (note that I specified SOMETIMES). Look at it this way: it’s like when you have sex as a routine, you get sick tired of it. In other words: add a spice of domination, testosterone, confidence and gym to the love you’re trying to demonstrate too her, and you’ll see the difference (just don’t get obsessed with gym).

• It’s not nice when you buy her Chanel’s #5 just because it’s the world’s most sold perfume to shut her up (hence it being a great fragrance) and get over it after she spent an hour or two (maybe a whole day) in the mall just picking up a present for the anniversary that you forgot. Yes, even if she paid with your own credit card. Spend at least 30 minutes picking up something that goes with her, I mean, you should know her by now. Plus, women really appreciate that (TRUST ME).

• Trips to the mall can be fun, seriously. Just look at her smile (or shock) when you say “sure love, give me a minute to get ready” after she invites you out shopping. Just the smile is already rewarding, and if that isn’t enough, keep in mind that you’ll eventually be picking up lingerie and she’ll model for you afterwards. It’s a WIN-WIN situation.

• It’s not nice when you don’t find your dinner on the table, however, is it really nice to arrive so effin late home after she spent the whole day preparing a special dinner for you to remember the day you two first met? Think about it…

• Women are huge fanatics too. Sometimes, however, they just that they don’t understand the meaning of the Super Bowl to us. The game, for that matter. And it’s pretty much the reason why they prefer shoes a football game. It’s simpler to them. Anyway, start explaining folks. Who knows? She might sit next to you side and yell at your team’s touchdown while putting up a beer next time you’re watching a game…

• Women like alcoholic drinks too, just that they like them sweet. So, the next time you get a six pack of your favorite beer or a bottle of vodka, have in mind getting your beloved one a bottle of Bailey’s or a six pack of Smirnoff ice.

• Women aren’t afraid of sex, is just that they think it’s not nice doing it while watching a porn movie or like in a porn movie (this doesn’t apply to all women), after all, you have sex her, not with the TV. Right?

• They like geeks too, after all, it’s nice having an intelligent conversation after sex, isn’t it? Well, not that intelligent. So geeks, please don’t think that much of sex and take a little more care of your appearance. Please stop reading all those weird fetish sex books, watching animé porn, etc… Spend a little more time socializing and trying to flirt. Show her how nice and not how perverted you are. Seriously: You’d scare any girl if all you can say in a conversation is “Mountain Dew is my favorite drink and I’m still a virgin, but I drink a lot of pineapple juice if you wanna be the first. I can also tanslate your name into binary , can I see your boobs?”…. Seriously.

• The first impression really count’s, so try to be yourself and don’t try to hard on impressing. Just let the conversation flow… Oh! And try not to screw up!

See? It’s not really that hard to understand women. It’s just a matter of trying a bit harder, being willing and cutting off the crap selfishness a bit.

Later,

-C.

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Understanding Women (Revision 2)

Some time ago, I started thinking on how hard Sigmund Freud tried to understand woman, and for some reason my mind just started the emission of somehow twisted but certainly true statements on what women want.

In my thoughts, I got to the point where I decided that if we want to understand women, then we should think like them, which, is pretty much the problem since it is hard for most of us. I mean, sometimes women act as if they were bipolar, sometimes they don’t, and that just pisses the heck out of us when trying to understand our respective girlfriends, or for that matter, the girls we like. And it’s that we just hate the fact that if we do something, it’s bad, but if we don’t it is bad as well! WTF? Can’t they just have a one-size-fits-all lovely attitude? That is what makes it so hard for many men even trying to understand women.

Now, at that moment we might just hate a women’s mind, but, can we live without them? Is it really a girl’s fault that you can’t understand her, or you simply don’t try hard enough? Those questions got me to the following points:

• Girls don’t like over protection: This, however, doesn’t mean that a girl likes total and absolute control of your life. She just wants confidence. A little independence is not bad for her. And just in case you wonder: yes, she is very willing to discuss solutions; otherwise she would’ve never asked you about that decision she wasn’t sure of. Remember: If she loves you, she’ll think for both of you, not just her.

• They don’t really hate a Disney fairytale prince, but sometimes too much love is just plain boring (note that I specified SOMETIMES). Look at it this way: it’s like when you have sex as a routine, you get sick tired of it. In other words: add a spice of domination, testosterone, confidence and gym to the love you’re trying to demonstrate too her, and you’ll see the difference (just don’t get obsessed with gym).

• It’s not nice when you buy her Chanel’s #5 just because it’s the world’s most sold perfume to shut her up (hence it being a great fragrance) and get over it after she spent an hour or two (maybe a whole day) in the mall just picking up a present for the anniversary that you forgot. Yes, even if she paid with your own credit card. Spend at least 30 minutes picking up something that goes with her, I mean, you should know her by now. Plus, women really appreciate that (TRUST ME).

• Trips to the mall can be fun, seriously. Just look at her smile (or shock) when you say “sure love, give me a minute to get ready” after she invites you out shopping. Just the smile is already rewarding, and if that isn’t enough, keep in mind that you’ll eventually be picking up lingerie and she’ll model for you afterwards. It’s a WIN-WIN situation.

• It’s not nice when you don’t find your dinner on the table, however, is it really nice to arrive so effin late home after she spent the whole day preparing a special dinner for you to remember the day you two first met? Think about it…

• Women are huge fanatics too. Sometimes, however, they just that they don’t understand the meaning of the Super Bowl to us. The game, for that matter. And it’s pretty much the reason why they prefer shoes a football game. It’s simpler to them. Anyway, start explaining folks. Who knows? She might sit next to you side and yell at your team’s touchdown while putting up a beer next time you’re watching a game…

• Women like alcoholic drinks too, just that they like them sweet. So, the next time you get a six pack of your favorite beer or a bottle of vodka, have in mind getting your beloved one a bottle of Bailey’s or a six pack of Smirnoff ice.

• Women aren’t afraid of sex, is just that they think it’s not nice doing it while watching a porn movie or like in a porn movie (this doesn’t apply to all women), after all, you have sex her, not with the TV. Right?

• They like geeks too, after all, it’s nice having an intelligent conversation after sex, isn’t it? Well, not that intelligent. So geeks, please don’t think that much of sex and take a little more care of your appearance. Please stop reading all those weird fetish sex books, watching animé porn, etc… Spend a little more time socializing and trying to flirt. Show her how nice and not how perverted you are. Seriously: You’d scare any girl if all you can say in a conversation is “Mountain Dew is my favorite drink and I’m still a virgin, but I drink a lot of pineapple juice if you wanna be the first. I can also tanslate your name into binary , can I see your boobs?”…. Seriously.

• The first impression really count’s, so try to be yourself and don’t try to hard on impressing. Just let the conversation flow… Oh! And try not to screw up!

See? It’s not really that hard to understand women. It’s just a matter of trying a bit harder, being willing and cutting off the crap selfishness a bit.

Later,

-C.

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